Sharon is bored. And so I must write something to entertain her.
1. Spoons. Spooning. Heheheheeheh..
1a. Spoons. They’re awesome. I eat soup, ice cream, cereal and much more with them. They’re like little bowls for your hands. They also make good companions. My spoon wears a curly wig. His name is Woodsworth. He may be growing a mustache soon.
1b. Spooning. It’s awesome. 🙂 Sharon, remember that time at Lifelight, when we spooned in the sleeping bag? And then you and Kevin spooned on the hammock? Heeheeeeeee…
2. Unconditional love.
Does unconditional love exist outside of God? Not in its pure form, no, because unconditional love is perfect love, and humans aren’t perfect. But I believe that, as humans made in God’s image, we posses a capacity to love that imperfectly mirrors that of our creator. We may not be able to love unconditionally fully, but we do our best. 🙂
3. Potato chips.
BBQ potato chips are the best thing ever. I want some right now, and some fried chicken. Does this make me ghetto? Maybe….Lol.
4. Immigration laws.
…..I hate politics. Basically, they should make immigration easier so people don’t feel like they HAVE to try to come here illegally. *shrugs* Also, shotguns.
5. *BONUS ROUND* Mustaches.
They are an amazing symbol of manliness. http://artofmanliness.com/2008/11/02/20-manliest-mustaches-and-beards-from-facial-hair-history/
Also, when I first met Sharon, she was walking around the church with David Poulson. Cara, Noelle and I were sitting on the floor by the bathroom and as they walked by he was like “Davis, not-Davis, Davis…” She was wearing a baseball hat and for a second I thought she was a boy, until I realized that she had boobs. Lol. YEAH SHARON I LOOKED AT YOUR BOOBS!!!! D: lol jk. But seriously, she almost looked like a boy. But I could tell she wasn’t.